Looking Royal: For Wedding Day or Day to Day; Tis Far Better to be a Bare Beauty like Kate than a Made-Up Maven like Kim!

Hello Again Fair Ladies,

In honor of Kim K's Big Day...I shall pray!  I shall pray that MY wedding dress featured in last week's OK, will not show up on Kim today!  More importantly, I will pray that the naturally beautiful Ms. Kardashian (aka.the soon to be Kim Humphries), will take a page from the playbook of The Duchess of Cambridge (aka. Kate Middleton). . .When it comes to makeup, and pretty much everything else (with the exception of Louboutins, shoes in general, handbags, dresses, cash, etc. . . .) 


LESS IS MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was recently pouring over the, "World News of The Week," "US Weekly, duh," when Rob's 11 year old daughter asked if we could play our favorite game, "Who Wore it Better," (Did I mention that I totally adore both she, and her fabulous fashion sense?!. . .Watch out Suri Cruise, my little lady has MUCH better taste in clothing!)  The point of my earlier musings will soon be clear. . .my young friend saw a picture of the Kardashian Klan, I mean clan (I hate that K thing they do...Super Annoying!), and asked, "if they needed a chisel to remove all their makeup."  After I peeled myself off the floor and regained my composure (well sort of regained my composure), I answered, "Possibly Dear, it definitely takes more than a little elbow grease to clean their faces."  I must now point out, that while looking for the pic of Kim, I came across a Google category called, "Pictures of Kim Kardashian Without Makeup."  Needless to say, I howled!

OK . . . Unlike my wonderful fiance, I don't dislike the Kardashians.  I am not sure why they are so famous or why they have to do that, "K thing?"  But. . . they work harder than most celebrities and are really very pretty without all that makeup (leave Khloe alone, she maybe a foot taller then the other girls, save Kendall, and look nothing like the rest of her family, but I think she's an attractive girl).   But, Ladies. . . PLEASE stop wearing so much makeup!! 

I too am a total product whore, but you do not need to wear all of Sephora at once!  You want a smokey eye, GREAT!  You do not need a crimson lip and 9 lbs. of foundation to go with that smokey eye!  You want bright red lips, COOL!  You should not pair those bright red lips with raccoon eyes, unless you are going for that, "Robert Palmer Girl" Look!

You get the point!  I am just praying that Kim looks a little more like Kate today.  Natural, subtle, and beautiful. . . Is that too much to ask for?!



Oh, and if you have a daughter, stepdaughter, soon to be stepdaughter, or a baby girl on the way, please teach her well! 

The story I told was more like a fairytale, and it goes a little something like this. . .


Once Upon a Time (of course. . .), there were two very beautiful princesses (one real and one manufactured by Hollywood).  These Princesses happened to fall in love with two very handsome princes (I agree Harry is hotter than William, but for the sake of the fairytale. . .), and decided to get married in the same year.  Both had weddings of, "Great Importance" (especially to US Weekly's Readership), and every lady in the land anxiously awaited their BIG REVEALS!  Princess Catherine did not disappoint!  Her stunning Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen caused women to gasp (in that way that says, 'I am so jealous, you stunning bitch'. . .just kidding. . . not really), and her hair and makeup were flawless.  She was radiant: Every inch a True Princess!  Following the wedding and true to every fairytale, Kate and her Prince rode off into the sunset and lived happily ever after (well so far so good, but that doesn't have the same ring to it!)  The other Princess Kim. . . .


TO BE CONTINUED. . . I'm scared, but cautiously optimistic!  Moral of the story coming soon!

Until next time dahlings. . .



Your Priestess of Products,

Boldbroad xoxoxoxo



Picture of Kate Middleton in black courtesy of chatpulse.1x.net. Picture of Kim Kardashian in black courtesy of hottestbollywoodnews.com. Picture of the Kardashian Family courtesy of Realitytea.com. Picture of the Kim Kardashian with red lips courtesy of people.com. Picture of Robert Palmer Girls courtesy of fabsugar.com. Picture of Kate Middleton Wedding courtesy of femaletrend.com.